Food, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Well, this is awkward

Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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loveandzombies 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:15

"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?

Comments

babyjoyce 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:03

SOOOOOOOO.. what WERE you eating? c:

jerrycurls 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:11

LOL #15 =]

RyeBreadBoy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:13

agree with fourteen. saying "do you want my number?" screams of desperation. wait for him to ask for it. and that usually doesn't happen until after you have some sort of social interaction (no, him looking at your food doesn't count).

baby_love 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:00

desperateeeeeeee :]~ ydi

Sutefu_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:43

I don't think she is desperate at all. If a guy did it, it would be totally okay. She thought he was checking her out and obviously she liked what she saw. Some people are more open and forward than others. I give her props for trying.

bioclock 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:32

Holy crap, people. Giving out your number to someone you find attractive is not whorish or desperate, and recognizing staring as a sign of interest or flirtation does not make a person vain or arrogant. Get a grip on reality and stop jumping to extremes based on extremely short paragraphs. Or is it the fact that she was brave enough to take initiative and introduce herself to him that makes her a *****? Heaven forbid a woman give her number out to someone she's interested in, because a woman with confidence is obviously a conceited bitch! The only thing I can really agree with is that winking is extremely cheesy and lame.