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By Brenden - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Massillon

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Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML
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Selphis 20

What grass are we talking about?

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Overcast117 5

That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.

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Selphis 20

What grass are we talking about?

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sacmaster 11

And what is the relation between her age and your offer?

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kthsdm 12

I snorted out my coffee that I was drinking when I read your comment.Rofl. And.FML

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priiest 8

It sounds like you were....

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Overcast117 5

That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.

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aliishaxo 8

and your comment was number 69!

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poopsi 19

I don't know.. I personally think it was a sweet gesture that was simply misconstrued. The girls father was much to quick to judge, OP, but thumbs up to you for being a gentleman. And besides that, he didn't say he opened with "let me mow your lawn.". o.o

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annie29 19

Well, you were offering to mow her lawn.

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Fluffydemise 18

I'd be careful what other neighborly services you offer that could be misconstrued. Tip: Do not offer to clean her drainpipes ;)

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TheDrifter 23

Offering to trim her hedge might get him in trouble too.

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Joe9024 20

I suppose deep cleaning the carpet would be out of the question also?

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skyeyez9 24

And making sure her carpet matches the drapes.

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flockz 19

does this also mean he can't pitch a tent in her backyard?

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kurodansei 16

67 and yet offering interior decoratung tips is perfectly safe

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RedPillSucks 31

make sure he doesn't offer to "lay her pipes"

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Codezlol 21

This probably means plowing her driveway is off limits then?

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tragicnightmare 15

or scrubbing her floors.

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chanta24 10

Plunging her toilet? No?

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DDCA 24

61: He should also not offer to wax her floors, as not everyone has carpet these days.

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ninjajoehenes48 8

Don't ask to see her back door.

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psychopumpkin 8

no good deed goes unpunished it seems

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grahmagog 14

Guns dont kill people, fathers with daughters kill people

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Cartera 10

With guns.

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pmadNess 16

48- that's a crime if passion and most if those are done up close with household items... Things that you yourself use daily... I say we outlaw all household items!!!! Hear hear!!

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Ambient25 24

So did you like, wink after you said it?

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Dzirino 2

Well, that explains her father's reaction.

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Ambient25 24

Thank you Dzirino, that is the basis

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bobbington9298 10

Did you also offer to trim her bush?

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Han1156 23

Dinkeburg.

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gurly98 13

#30 *DINKELBURG You spelled his name wrong. FAIL

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Senseless_487 29

Sigh...if you're going to correct someone, make sure you're right, first. It's DINKLEBURG.

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Senseless_487 29

Oh man, look at me making myself a hypocrite. Dinkleberg.

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suboy 10

So much fail...

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maz95 17

Seems you just can't be nice anymore without getting a background check.

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olpally 32

If there's grass on the infield, play ball! Lol. Jk. Watch your step op, dad's are very protective of their daughters, this is no different. Haha.

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