Brenden
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Massillon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML
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Selphis 20
What grass are we talking about?
Overcast117 5
That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
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Selphis 20
What grass are we talking about?
sacmaster 11
And what is the relation between her age and your offer?
kthsdm 12
I snorted out my coffee that I was drinking when I read your comment.Rofl. And.FML
priiest 8
It sounds like you were....
Overcast117 5
That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
aliishaxo 8
and your comment was number 69!
poopsi 19
I don't know.. I personally think it was a sweet gesture that was simply misconstrued. The girls father was much to quick to judge, OP, but thumbs up to you for being a gentleman. And besides that, he didn't say he opened with "let me mow your lawn.". o.o
annie29 19
Well, you were offering to mow her lawn.
Fluffydemise 18
I'd be careful what other neighborly services you offer that could be misconstrued. Tip: Do not offer to clean her drainpipes ;)
TheDrifter 24
Offering to trim her hedge might get him in trouble too.
Joe9024 20
I suppose deep cleaning the carpet would be out of the question also?
skyeyez9 25
And making sure her carpet matches the drapes.
flockz 20
does this also mean he can't pitch a tent in her backyard?
kurodansei 16
67 and yet offering interior decoratung tips is perfectly safe
RedPillSucks 33
make sure he doesn't offer to "lay her pipes"
Codezlol 21
This probably means plowing her driveway is off limits then?
tragicnightmare 15
or scrubbing her floors.
chanta24 10
Plunging her toilet? No?
DDCA 24
61: He should also not offer to wax her floors, as not everyone has carpet these days.
ninjajoehenes48 8
Don't ask to see her back door.
psychopumpkin 8
no good deed goes unpunished it seems
grahmagog 14
Guns dont kill people, fathers with daughters kill people
Cartera 10
With guns.
pmadNess 16
48- that's a crime if passion and most if those are done up close with household items... Things that you yourself use daily... I say we outlaw all household items!!!! Hear hear!!
Ambient25 25
So did you like, wink after you said it?
Dzirino 2
Well, that explains her father's reaction.
Ambient25 25
Thank you Dzirino, that is the basis
bobbington9298 10
Did you also offer to trim her bush?
Han1156 23
Dinkeburg.
gurly98 13
#30 *DINKELBURG You spelled his name wrong. FAIL
Senseless_487 29
Sigh...if you're going to correct someone, make sure you're right, first. It's DINKLEBURG.
Senseless_487 29
Oh man, look at me making myself a hypocrite. Dinkleberg.
suboy 10
So much fail...
maz95 17
Seems you just can't be nice anymore without getting a background check.
olpally 33
If there's grass on the infield, play ball! Lol. Jk. Watch your step op, dad's are very protective of their daughters, this is no different. Haha.