Brenden
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Massillon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML
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Selphis 20
What grass are we talking about?
Overcast117 5
That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
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Hobbit79 10
Meh. Cant get any more sexual than mowing the grass. ._.
RedPillSucks 33
I can see the next FML. "Today, I moved into a new house. Nobody offered to mow my grass cause I'm old. FML"
xRezSynn 15
Tell the truth, now.
ninad7 12
bush whacked
chubaca2004 6
You know that what you meant ;-) lol
blackwidowtaco 31
Sounds like your typically over protective dad.
sammyjo06 14
You may not have been specifically offering to mow the lawn her dad thought you were referring to...But there is no way you would just randomly offer to mow a girl's lawn without expecting a little something in return.
Paws_Cat 29
Maybe you should offer to do something nice for them because you want to make a good impression, not because they're young?
fabulousfiasco 12
Make the offer to the dad because it is his house. The girl is not responsible for the yard and doesn't care.
LyricaSilvan 30
I take it your parents never included helping with the yard work in your list of chores...
LyricaSilvan 30
Let's all sing the "overprotective dad" song.