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Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML

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You may want to start running.

enonymous 9

Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system

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enonymous 9

Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system

FreebirdIII 1

I guess the alarm monitoring company called too, and you did not have the passcode either huh. Yeah, you were set up for failure.

This seems like it should be in a sit-com.

This seems like it should be in a sit-com.

This seems like it should be in a sit-com.

when the police show up make up some epic story like u were following a murderer or something

1.....2......3........4 also change the code on your luggage.

yep. that one worm that screws up the morning XD

armorf0r 7

that sucks.. and it's not like you can just close the door to turn the alarm off.