Toot toot!
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By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03
#7 FTW. Kids brains are like a sponge (..bob squarepants).
awesome.
father of the year.
When I was 4 I told my dad I had to learn a song and he taught me... "In the land of France where the ladies where the no pants and the men where their glasses to see the ladies asses..." Well I repeated to my pre-k class, and then my mom had to explain how my dad didn't think I would remember it. Its not an FML, its something happens pretty often not a big deal lol
that's so cute =] when i was little, like still in diapers, my mom taught me to answer when i was asked if i had "sithed my pants"..."made a darth doody"...etc. it was either "stinky diaper" or "no stinkies here." cute, right? until dad decided that "shitty diaper" would be better for his 18-month old to say. so of course, that's what i started saying. at daycare. in the middle of naptime, i screamed "SHITTY DIAPER!" at my teacher. and that's how dad learned parenting skills ha ha. your faux pas could have been so much worse mate.
Drawing butts isn't nearly as bad as it could have been so you're lucky. This FML actually has given me some faith in humanity, after reading some of the complete bullshit kids are doing today and the parents don't care. If you consider THIS to be bad, then you are a far better parent than some of the twats on this site that I've seen. Especially the daughter-mother "go **** yourself" duo. Ugh... Just thinking about that makes me want to break a fluorescent light over the moms head.
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Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts. Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.
Good job.