Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML
Ashlynnlove tells us more.
Ashlynnlove 10
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
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cdgrayson 21
Or she's just dying?
mattjamt 16
If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".
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Ashlynnlove 10
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
TheMathMajor 26
I'm so glad she's okay! This FML had me really worried about a complete stranger's cat. I can't imagine how I would feel if I fell on my cat.
jixiekat 14
glad she's okay :)
MikaykayUnicorn 36
So happy your cat's ok! I don't know how long you've had your cat but I know you can get attached to animals and it just wrecks everything when they die.
klorehore 24
you probably shouldn't keep the bedroom door cracked open anymore too. Else you might find it hard to wake up ever again.
Quiet_one 22
That's good to know. Thanks for updating! The wording of the FML made it sound like you were just laughing it off!
DanielleinDC 33
Glad your kitty is okay. She'll get over it. She'll be upset for a while, but then she'll remember who brings the noms and start loving you again.
elcee1987 18
Glad the cat's okay. Now I can resume laughing hysterically. Haters aside, this was a great fml
nachosbabygurl 9
why wouldyou have your cat in the bathroom with you while you showered?
skyturtle 9
The door was cracked open and the cat walked in.
fakedsincerity 32
clearly you do not have a cat. they get wherever they can.
smokecloud_ 37
One of my cats considers the bathroom to be his domain. He ALWAYS follows, without fail, no matter the occasion. Even when the puppy follows too, whom he hates. :)
bribre38 9
My aunts cat likes to sit in the bathroom when people shower because she had asthma and the steam makes her feel better.
Sydneylolz 3
I do that
casste 6
So instead of taking your wheezing cat to the vet, you decided to post it on FML instead? You deserve to be killed by your poor kitty.
KacyA93 7
Poor cat, but I know you didn't do it on purpose. Take her to a vet and see if something is wrong internally.
jet_life 3
even though I hate cats, take your damn cat to the vet op. you don't want to end up on animal cops for your negligence. the cat is clearly injured. serious or not, somethings wrong with it. it was an accident but if you really didn't take your cat to the vet after you heard it wheezing then ydi.
phatdaddy62 23
Why would you have a cat? YDI!
pandoralilybelle 13
Please, for the love of all things good, take her to the vet. Better safe than sorry.
Southpaw7391 3
Take the cat to the vet, ass hat
HotRose 18
What is an "ass hat"? Is it pants? I'm pretty sure it's pants.
Tsuky_fml 4
Read OP's answer, ass hat
Fotch2013 4
she was probably plotting your deat before it happened too
shanebob 15
73, I'm not sure the word ignorant is used correctly in your comment. Unless I'm misunderstanding it.
amisenho 11
Did you mean "63"? If so, I think "bigoted" and "unrelated" were the words needed to describe the comment.