Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
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Devlynfly 11
OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly. She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way. She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;) Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!
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l4urenz 23
What a bitch! Why would she do that in front of everyone without asking you first?
senor_octubre 24
Yeah that's not okay. That being said old people give no *****. Sorry for the awkward situation OP.
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Comments (61)
Echosnow 15
That is really cool that she wanted to see them and not get offened by them! Sorry you're skirt had to come up for it though!
suffermyname 15
Ah, dinner and a show. Nice!
iwillreapyou 19
I see a chance for better tips! Have her friends come in and do it from time to time. Rack up the money! All joking aside, Fyl. Have fun at the job!
saffy66 34
Well intentioned or not, any stranger who touches your body or clothing without asking is no lady.
commandokid 13
While wearing underwear i hope?
Brandi_Faith 34
Unfortunately not.
hayylers 12
As a hostess with a thigh tattoo, this has happened to me. Over the summer a male customer noticed the bottom of my tattoo and tried pulling up my dress to see it. Needless to say he didn't get to
dirtyprancing65 7
I would have had her thrown out. I work in a restaurant and I am zero tolerance for this type of bs. Just because she's thoughtless doesn't exclude her from the law, and pulling someone's skirt is a clear case of sexual harrassment, assault, and possibly sexual assault considering ppl saw ur panties
toasterspoon 17
She was going commando that night
19teej96 19
maybe she was checking if the carpets matched the drapes. but on a more serious note that is like legitimately one of my biggest fears is to have myself or my underwear exposed in public. sorry to have had something like that happen to you OP.
jessmakesamess 9
well did she approve
queenwolfblood 8
well that's old people for you