Kids and Holidays: Today, while visiting family with my 3-year-old daughter for... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2017 18:00

Today, while visiting family with my 3-year-old daughter for Halloween, I was berated, called a feminazi, and barred from all further family functions. Why? I dressed my daughter up as Batgirl instead of a princess. FML

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ohsnapword 21

Saturday 4 November 2017 18:18

How dare you! Now go out and buy her an Easy Bake Oven and make sure she understands her role as a woman in 1950's America.

GhostFox 33

Friday 3 November 2017 20:09

They're just using that as an excuse OP- most extended families have one nuclear family that they gang up on and mistreat. You are honestly better off without them.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 5 November 2017 18:02

What's the problem? Batgirl can have womanly powers, like nagging criminals to death.

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 5 November 2017 21:12

I’m sorry to hear that generally try to avoid anyone that uses them femnazi ,cuck, sheeple or butt hurt as an insult. It’s a glaring sign of immaturity and often intelligences associated with it.

Stealthclaws 16

Monday 6 November 2017 0:00

Cut off all contact from them. Don’t let their toxic views corrupt your child

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