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wolfie898 United States

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Wolfie898 tells us more.

my mom is actually divorced

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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I guess asking to borrow the car was now a possibilty?

goldered 2

More like **** your father's life for having a unloyal wife.

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sinningkitten 2

you shoulda asked her to go with you to your party! lmfao

you can go with her.

Threaten her that youl tell everyone unless she agrees to double your allowance and let you out every weekend.

I can't believe people are turning this into a big discussion about this chicks mom. Its supposed to be funny and y'all turn it into a discussion.

HARRIETTECELESTI 0

lol thas funny

Did anyone else think OP snuck out, went to the party, and met his/her Mom while sneaking back in to the house? That's how I interpreted it. FYL OP, if that's true. If what everyone else is saying is what happened, you have blackmail on her.

gruesomehorizon 12

mom:I won't tell if you won't Son: Agreed.

Awkward. Sneak better next time noob!

Lol! Blackmail her and go out to the party anyways!!

What was she doing out!?