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Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Wolfie898 tells us more.

my mom is actually divorced

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I guess asking to borrow the car was now a possibilty?

goldered 2

More like **** your father's life for having a unloyal wife.

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she can't ground you!!!!!

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Today while I was sneaking back into my house I ran into my daughter who was sneaking out. We both said at the same time "Don't tell Dad." FML

this is where you quickly tell your mom "i don't see you and you dont see me." then continue on your sneaky ways. or if your mom is a bitch mom she can tell your father that she woke up, heard a noise and discovered you sneaking out. so when you yell back in protest how she was sneaking in she can simply say she was just searching for the noise and found you. but of course id wait until my daughter got back home so i could quickly change into my pjs before i ratted her out. :) but in your case i hope you have a awesome mom. lol

Looks like it runs in the family.

Got_any_grapes1 4

Ugh.. Your mom is one of those moms... Trophy wives. Sig

JennaMarie420 2

cougar

samicna 4

great minds think alike! better timing next trip?

Zorro14u 0

Ask your mom if she wants to double date a father/son duo! could be a silver lining in this cloud. make the best of it!

Life_sucks_13 6

lol I can see the convo now. "where are you going?" "I don't know, where did you come from?" "..." "exactly"

that should have been cool cause u could have told dad about her if she was gonna try getting u in trouble