Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML
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Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML
Today, after working for over a decade at the same place, I was formally written up with two days of leave without pay for refusing to work extra overtime. I've been working over 80 hours a week for four months now and even cancelled some very important plans so I could work every day. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
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Top comments
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Write down a notice of resignation. If you write it out and hand it to the manager you won't be so nervous you can't speak up, and it looks more professional. Good luck OP
Imhere4fml 24
That would make op look bad for other jobs.
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Comments (84)
jojomalone55 16
Well at least you'll make a little more money before leaving
igg125 30
F u, f u, f u, you're cool, f u, I'm out
XBurytheCastleX 25
I got nervous and set my crush up with my sister. She's my girlfriend now. My point is, you need to go fix it right now.
Xion0014 20
Just don't show up?
XxDanno316xX 27
Do you read the comments before you post?
gracehi 33
Seriously? It's a pizza shop. What are they gonna do? Throw you in pizza jail? Wait, are your inmates PIZZAS in pizza jail??? That sounds delicious! You should quit so you can go to pizza jail and have a pizza buffet!
Lalala579121 28
But if it was a jail for pizzas they wouldn't throw OP in it, would they? Unless... plot twist, OP is a pizza.
False_Stupidity 42
So, OP's name is Pizza the Hut?
bad_boyfriend 10
Having quit a horrible pizza job i will suggest this method. Look at the schedule and find a night that is going to be crazy busy, or a night that is short staffed. Come in on that night with your uniform in hand, set in on counter and say "I'm out bitches" and leave.
bandaidstations 28
As much as I wish I could do that at the pizza shop where I work, it would only punish my coworkers. They're some of the best people I know. It's the greedy psycho owner/boss that deserves it.
skyttlz 32
I also work at a fast food pizza place and I agree. My boss is horrible. But most of my coworkers are awesome.
sc3ptical 30
As someone who suffers anxiety, I know where you are coming from. Write out a resignation letter at home (be nice and give 2 weeks notice, ie. I will be resigning from my position as of August 19th, 2015). If you have to, simply hand the letter to your boss then head back to work. Do not let them talk you into staying if you really don't want to, but do not be rude. Always leave on good terms! Good luck.
LadyLuck93 20
That attitude wont get you around. Time to gain some confidence & tell the manager straight up that you no longer want to work there. Besides what's the worst that could happen? he will be like 'okay, no worries here is ur last paycheck, bye' give it a shot. Know what ur worth & never settle for less than what you deserve.
christopherwilli 14
That's kinda your fault
Creed_Aprooved 12
you have done ****** up