Today, while sitting at a bar by myself, a woman refused to sit...

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By Fuckhousearrest - 23/04/2017 20:00

Today, while sitting at a bar by myself, a woman refused to sit down with her boyfriend next to me because I "looked at her weird." All I did was giver her a friendly smile. FML

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RockPrincess26 16

Sunday 23 April 2017 20:04

Sounds like she would've been an obnoxious drunk anyhow. She can go **** herself.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sunday 23 April 2017 20:48

Remember folks, it's better to be anti-social than deal with twats like this.

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RockPrincess26 16

Sunday 23 April 2017 20:04

Sounds like she would've been an obnoxious drunk anyhow. She can go **** herself.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sunday 23 April 2017 20:48

Remember folks, it's better to be anti-social than deal with twats like this.

Regulate 21

Sunday 23 April 2017 22:14

Lets go for a pint OP!

Gngr_Grl 26

Monday 24 April 2017 0:40

I hate it when guys look at my weird.

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Monday 24 April 2017 4:41

Are you a smoker? Are you missing some teeth?

wawa_sxm 15

Tuesday 25 April 2017 23:59

Hey thats their problem not yours. People will judge you no matter what. Remember its more a reflection on them than anything....

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