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boobear511 Rancho Cordova, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while my husband and I were having sex, my cat decided to join in on our moans by crying at the door the entire time. He stopped as soon as we finished. FML

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The cat was outside the door, wanting to get in.

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I guess your husband was pleasing two ******* at once! I'll show myself out.

bahahaha!! OP, my cats do something similar, all 3 at them stand at our door and fall asleep in a pile.

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"Our" cat gets really jealous of me taking away his snuggle buddy. She will actually keep pushing her butt towards me to push me away!

Oh we'll I guess he's trying to tell you that you sound like a dying cat

haha that would not bother me

I think it's because of stuff like this that most cat ladies are single. cats kill relationships meowhahahhaahha

Poor kitty! :( it's scarred for life lol

At least the cat stopped?

This is the funniest thing ever haha