By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML
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Ringmaster1 0

And who says all men think about is sex.

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rachelledev 0

firstly, u have an add boyfriend (or possibly bi-curious/homosexual?) secondly, ydi a lil bit for havin a bf that can "do it" in the time an oven preheats. and yes, cookies r great; not during though, AFTER. let the months (possibly years) of bad sex commence. good luck.

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Benlvsceleste 0

hey jcoohOlla, great story, sorry all these lames either dont have it that good or they are just jealous. We LOVE sex and we LOVE fresh baked cookies (and we LOVELOVELOVE weed!!!). Gotta say, we've burnt food on more than one occasion!!! Just for the record, im a guy, and i do the cooking and baking, and my wife can tell you who the man is! jcooholla, just keep being good to your man (sounds like you are!) and buy a digital kitchen timer! Nothing wrong with making cookies, but damn if you gotta stop, they damn well better not turn out burnt!!!!!

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gerblerr 0

cookies are better than sex anyway

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gerblerr 0

plus i like how personal you are with your comments jcoohOlla. props to you and your boyfriend for bein so chill.

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theintrollama 0

I was going to ask "are you sure he's a guy?" But then i saw your comment about him being stoned, so now it's hilarious.

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kurukururock 0

At least he makes you cookies! If you don't like him, I'll take him off your hands.

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ShortyBBangin 0

lmfao! But, I would think that's so cute cause I can't bake for shit, but I love chocolate chip cookies.

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Stephanieeex3 0

WAIT, LEMME GUESS. Closeted homosexual? ):

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xLovey 3

You have to preheat ovens before they're at the correct temperature, have you ever cooked before in your life? And that's not an FML, having yummy, warm, gooey cookies after sex sounds wonderful!

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x0_blonde 0

cookies + sex = yum. he was just trying to give you a thrill (: at least he kknows how to cook, too. i mean, relationships aren't all about sex. it's just funn.

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