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By Sammy - 06/05/2016 21:29 - United States - Danville
Today, while laying in bed with my husband he suggested we have sex. Me being almost 6 months pregnant wasn't in the mood so he decides to jack off... but uses my hand nearly ripping my arm off in the process. FML