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By pencil-broken - 15/09/2016 00:07 - United States - Bronx

Today, while in class, a classmate asked if he could borrow a pencil. I gave him one and asked to have it back at the end of the day. He then said, "what, can't let someone have one of your pencils, you dick?" He then broke the pencil on his knee and threw the pieces at me. FML.
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One_In_Three 24

Not a very good one judging by his lack of charisma.

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Yea cause breaking someones pencil will somehow make you become a serial killer

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GhostFox 33

Maybe not, but lack of regard and empathy for others, as well as an inflated self image, can.

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ImagineCrazy 27

You know not to let him borrow anything again.

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exotica_realist 3

He's just mad because he has a tiny pencil dick. Don't worry about him.

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Taco The Dank 27

That kid is seriously stupid if he thinks that "borrowing a pencil" is the same thing as "letting someone have a pencil". FYL, op.

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Yarecho 14

Next time, don't share

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jsalamo 22

What an asshole. Sorry that happened to you op. No Good deed goes unpunished.

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creditless 14

very common mistake: borrow vs. have... I believe these are called homonyms :D

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moody_clouds 17

Now, you've got a reason why you should not let him borrow your things anymore.

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