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By pencil-broken - 15/09/2016 00:07 - United States - Bronx

Today, while in class, a classmate asked if he could borrow a pencil. I gave him one and asked to have it back at the end of the day. He then said, "what, can't let someone have one of your pencils, you dick?" He then broke the pencil on his knee and threw the pieces at me. FML.
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bickdig69 8

Today, i asked for a pencil because i had none and when the person who i asked was too selfish to give it to me i snapped it over my knee

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BLDYRBBT 16

You should be happy. You let him borrow one pencil but you received two back. That's just good business sense right there.

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GhostFox 33

Except that they really recovered a half-length pencil, and a half-length, eraser-less pencil, which given people generally stop using a pencil once it is around an inch long due to discomfort, makes it a poor return on investment.

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