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By Aussie - 18/08/2016 10:48 - Australia - Woollahra

Today, while checking crops I found a koala in the middle of a wheat field and after consulting a rescue group I moved it to some trees. Now my girl friend is worried that I caught chlamydia and won't touch me. And yes while unlikely it is possible. FML

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vienna73631902 12

Sunday 21 August 2016 6:23

You know you're Australian when . . .

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KileyAnder01 7

Friday 19 August 2016 15:57

I wish there were koalas here I would probably get the thing Bc I would be hugging it XD

vienna73631902 12

Sunday 21 August 2016 6:23

You know you're Australian when . . .

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