Intimacy: Today while at the doctors, I was changing into my clothes, and... - FML

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By RIPMe - 23/12/2016 04:59

Today while at the doctors, I was changing into my clothes, and without any pants or underwear on I decided to turn on my phone to check Snapchat, I was instead greeted with the screaming google commercial, a nurse ran in to see if I was ok, she walked in laughed, then left in a hurry. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:03

Are you so tethered to technology that you can't go five minutes without your phone? Concentrate on the current task.

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brewmasterg 34

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:03

Are you so tethered to technology that you can't go five minutes without your phone? Concentrate on the current task.

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