Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
Abenti 8
You just can't win. FYL
Tigerblossom 19
Just think of what would happen if you made a sandwich for him without him asking for one....
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Comments (107)
Martnikk 15
Why the hell do people care about that seat thing
JoyM 6
What a "shitty" boyfriend
icepick23 12
The minute he yells at you, dump him!
MDNative 6
thats what you get for trying to be considerate
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Its a loose either way :(
Sir_Swaggington 6
The role reversal in this FML is funny, but leaving the seat and lid up is unhygenic so YDI.
thejimler 9
I don't understand the yank's obsession with toilet seats being up or down. Is it that hard for other guys to piss through the hole in the seat? It's not like threading the needle, and if you piss on the seat then wipe it off and stand closer next time.
reaxion 25
Haha. Karma sucks. So many women complain about the seat thing, but how many of them lift the seat when they finish? You rarely hear a man complain about THAT!
TiredTire 4
You should leave things as you found them.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
He's got a lazy ass:P