Intimacy: Today, when me and my boyfriend were in the middle of having...

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 00:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, when me and my boyfriend were in the middle of having sex, he told me he was going out with my best friend. When I got mad, he still wanted to finish. FML

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