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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:09 - United States - Mckinney
Today was my girlfriends birthday. I got her Chocolate, a shit ton of stuff animals, and a gift card to Starbucks. I came home gave her the stuff and she told me she was breaking up with me. Before I left, she took my credit card. FML