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Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

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On the one hand, this is a pretty good joke. On the other hand, this is here, so it might not be a joke, or perhaps a joking way to refuse. On the third hand, a lot of FML posts are about the OP not getting that there is a joke to get. On the fourth hand, the OP might have understood the joke, they laughed together, and now they are engaged, but the OP decided to cut the story short so that it can be posted on FML. On the fifth hand, this could be fake. On the sixth hand, I killed only 2 people and ran out of hands.

I would say "marry her" but I guess it's a bit late for that. Assuming it was a joke instead of her just making something up to say no. But did you try taking the mittens off and asking again?

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To those wondering, OP is not engaged. The name OP used is French for "not engaged."

Thank you for bringing that to the attention of those here who are not fluent in French.

LOL! Did she say yes though?

Damn those must be some nice mittens, or at least nicer then op keeping her warm tonight

She's right, you know

such an embarrassing moment. I can really guess the looks on your face

KrazyKatz3 26

I mean fair enough she didn't want to take off her gloves. But that sounds incredible