Today, my boyfriend of 8 years (and we have a 7 year old child)... - FML

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By cccc - 05/07/2018 23:02 - United States - Sudbury

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years (and we have a 7 year old child) told me that he wants to take a break so he can have some space and figure his self out, that we would still live together and be in the same bed every night but he can go do as he pleases but it is none of my business to ask. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Monday 9 July 2018 16:35

Translation--"I want to do whatever I want, I probably already have some other woman picked out, and I want to like like I'm single while enjoying all the benefits of a relationship. I am a turd. Please flush me."

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 8 July 2018 3:26

It's amazing how many guys try this. Tell him he either commits to you and your child, or he can take a long walk off a short pier.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 8 July 2018 3:26

It's amazing how many guys try this. Tell him he either commits to you and your child, or he can take a long walk off a short pier.

JasonThorn 20

Monday 9 July 2018 16:35

Translation--"I want to do whatever I want, I probably already have some other woman picked out, and I want to like like I'm single while enjoying all the benefits of a relationship. I am a turd. Please flush me."

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