By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 21:00 - Italy

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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML
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Tarlachia 33

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

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Aiden89 23

Lol, one of the best FMLs, ever.

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wickedgetz 30

mom's, they can make light of any situation, you have a great mom op, hope she doesn't bring it up at a family gathering or in front of your friends

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pjsr 32

"Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Do we we have a yardstick anyplace?"

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joeyl2008 29

Why did you measure in the shower? Couldn't you have done it in your room? That way it wouldn't matter if you left the rules out.

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Zanquis 22

Most likely lack of locks on doors and/or lack of privacy.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why did your girlfriend want you to do that? Is the size of your penis a major factor in the relationship? If so, maybe you should re-evaluate it.

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Bridger Card 3

That's when you say I don't know I didn't have a yardstick

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Jillyfish13 6

Umm.... why would your mom ask?

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