Holidays: Today, to celebrate the near end of the school year, the seniors... - FML

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By wolfssb135 - 10/05/2016 18:12 - United States - Tempe

Today, to celebrate the near end of the school year, the seniors host a spirit week. Today is "senior citizen day," where all the senior high schoolers dye their hair silver and walk on rockers. They "fall" and "have accidents" on the stairs. I was late to all classes and received detention. FML.

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