Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML
FsuesLife tells us more.
yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims
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CrimsonWolf1294 0
your mom's a retard if she forgot that you're allergic and she's an asshole if she remembered but didn't care...either way it's fail.
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.
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Comments (144)
Gabbiegummies 4
wow your mom is dumb for not realizing your alergic
marine10_fml 0
your moms an idiot
lauwen16 0
I'm allergic too
ski_backwards 0
ydi for being a fag
blastvortex 4
It could've been worse... they could've been in heat! MRRRRRRRRROWR Anyway, why not get your oh-so-loving mother or another member of your family to help you out until they were cleared? Sheesh, OP.
FockinA 0
you've got a "parent of the year" award to take back. lmao
JayyAmazingg 0
Thats sucks, your mom must really not know you.
satanstoystore 0
fyl b/c tomorrow you have an interview?? even after 23 cats are gone, its going to be ridiculously difficult to get rid of every allergen from your room. switch rooms with your genius mom.
jebby011 0
aha now that you have a "football sized" head look on the bright side you can go around looking like the kid off hey Arnold
FatMan23 10
He's in the UK, he means soccer.
Ambushdm5 0
"...an important job interview tomorrow." As opposed to an UNimportant job interview??