Today, the nicest present I received for my 18th birthday was a free razor in the mail. It was then stolen by my mom. FML
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ezrocks4u 29
Hi, OP here. To give some context, I got a few t shirts for my birthday. My birthday was a month ago(thanks for the birthday wishes!) but only found out about the fact that my mom stole said razor a day ago, because I saw the package addressed to me in the trash. Needless to say, it is too late to steal back. I had posted another birthday FML(from the actual day of) never got posted. Got locked outside of my car in the rain for 3 hours, couldn't afford a locksmith, and missed my birthday dinner.
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LilsBills300 19
Aww that sucks op. I hope you have a happy birthday anyway!
not_your_taco 15
Happy birthday!
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kev1029 22
Gillette is the best man!
Lazureneku777 13
I wish I was that lucky, all I got was a fallen apart cake that was terribly made, and right after my mother said she couldn't afford anything else, she immediately went to the casino for three days and spent $10,000+ at it. :/
rustybucket 24
Sorry for the shitty birthday, op! But happy birthday anyway (:
dianweber 3
It's also my 18th birthday
madalyn316 14
That's awful :/ but anyways happy birthday! :)
daniel271 13
How desperate was she to shave?
gracehi 33
All is fair in love and body hair.
tomvertigo 17
Welcome to adulthood.
urbanbigfoot 20
Happy birthday, I got one too. It is seriously a kick ass razor. You might wanna sta it back from your mom.