By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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harmtouch16 11

That's what I do when I open thr door to them. I just sit on down and go to town on myself. Quickest way to get them to GTFO.

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duduv2 20

she probably got dared by her friends to do it.

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taragis 7

you should have sprayed sonethibg into your mouth then violently scream "WITNESS ME!" But I'm not sure he'll get the reference.

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howbout_thisone 13

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, best thing I read all day

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jazzybaby179 22

That's when you stare into their eyes and keep going so they know not to come back lol

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