By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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magnetic_aura 26

Jehovah's Witnesses have only stopped by my place once. I was very polite and they gave me a brochure. I felt good about the encounter until I realized I was wearing a T-shirt that said "**** YOUR MORALS". Whoops.

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awesomeFTW 6

Should have just furiously stared at them while (you know what) and, BOOM! No more of them going to your house

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Pooks7 12

They deserved it.

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Rammer3500 23

Where is the "they deserved it" button?

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Sansa_fml 38

Lets hope they gave up when they noticed you there.

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Tripartita 44

It's okay; they probably were probably excited to witness another coming.

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fallen_dragonkin 12

clearly, you need saving!

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