Haha, good on ya, show them they shouldn't disturb people in their own houses!

Look them straight in the eye and finish while screaming blasphemes.

My mom's roommate kind of did the same thing two years ago. Except she decided to answer the door naked. They haven't been back since.

did you give them a minute to talk about Jesus Christ?

haha! probably had no idea what u were doing anyways

That's when you make eye contact creepily smile and go faster

Just stare at them until they leave.

DAT alliteration!!!!

I would like to know why you don't do something like that in secluded privacy, instead of somewhere where people can see you...?

Whatever keeps them from knocking!!