By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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Sanch101 7

Do people not have blinds?

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zach8771 3

At least they won't come to your door anymore

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tne201992 12

God, they come by at the wrong time!

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schubur 3

That will teach the *******. Haha

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Noxialis 10

A true 'megasniper' would've taught them to be careful what they witness. "Oh no, my eye!!"

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ShelbyGray 8

For a religion that doesn't have windows in their churches, they sure like to peek in through them.

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jarsah 0

That's funny because I'm a witness and there are windows where i go and everywhere else I have went. The only time there are not windows is when there is a higher chance of someone breaking in.

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mdwillow 15

I can confirm. We have windows where I am too. I've been hearing this a lot lately and it's dramatized. We're not the skull and bones society or anything haha.

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