Love: Today, the guy I like placed me so far into the friend-zone that...

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By friend zoned - 16/01/2017 05:22

Today, the guy I like placed me so far into the friend-zone that he sent screen shots of his conversation with his current almost-girlfriend to ask what to say next. Fml

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 January 2017 20:34

That's when you tell him you feel uncomfortable with that and take time away from him, to get over those feelings.

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 January 2017 20:34

That's when you tell him you feel uncomfortable with that and take time away from him, to get over those feelings.

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