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By Anonymous - 03/07/2016 10:42 - United States - Orlando

Today, the father of my child continued to feed me constantly with very high-fat meals. He then smiled and said he hoped I would eventually be 400 lbs so that he could always have me to himself. FML
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NisaSayshi 24

Run. Either from him or to burn the calories.

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SquilliamFancy 15

So... Stop being a lazy **** and cook your own healthy meals? Or accept the fact that you will be 400 pounds if you don't find a better appetite and continue to follow along with your baby daddies aspiration.

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SquilliamFancy 15

So... Stop being a lazy **** and cook your own healthy meals? Or accept the fact that you will be 400 pounds if you don't find a better appetite and continue to follow along with your baby daddies aspiration.

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NisaSayshi 24

Run. Either from him or to burn the calories.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

This could be out of a Stephen King book. Be afraid.

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BloodyGlass 10

So, how'd he take it when you booted him out the door with his creepy vibes?

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