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By AdultNeedingAdult - 15/04/2016 13:25 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
Today, the elderly delivery guy that usually flirts with me and calls me gorgeous started our conversation as usual. I joked that because I have a split lip today, that I was looking ugly. He responded: "It's okay, I'll kiss you when it's healed." He's at least three times my age. FML.