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bailey_biz Seneca Falls, United States

Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

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Hey, OP here. I lotion my feet multiple times a day. I also work at a place that requires me to constantly be on my feet. It's not like I don't try to fix it. I've had it for a long time now, I even have my own pedicure instruments and sugar scrub, but it doesn't help get my feet 100% smooth.

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Maybe time for a pedicure? Some exfoliation and good lotion would do you some good. Take care of yourself!

Wow. That's just gross.

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Try some lotion. That'll fix it. Unless, of course, you have an infection of some sort.

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You are not helpful :-)

FreeRunn3r 12

I do that with mine, she wears sandals a lot, who cares.

they make lotion for a reason

This site has follow ups for a reason.

Lotion Your Feet Everytime After You Get Out Of The Shower.

To itch his legs?

Try those little fish that eat dead skin off your feet. They have them at some spas. Pretty gross I know but it might work

PrimeRibYum 10

Those fish sound like piranhas!

Nah, they're called doctor fish. my mum used to go to a spa that had them when we lived in Singapore. they're nifty little buggers but they tickle like crazy. I couldn't sit through a session with them, so i got massages instead.

Well at least he is not bothered by it Just take care of it when you can OP

ewww. lol Pedicure time!!!

Sounds like it could be time for a pedicure! exfoliation and paraffin wax will do you wonders, and last a few months!

PrimeRibYum 10

How Romantic!