Love: Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend... - FML

By bailey_biz - 08/01/2015 12:52 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

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bailey_biz 5

Friday 9 January 2015 1:30

Hey, OP here. I lotion my feet multiple times a day. I also work at a place that requires me to constantly be on my feet. It's not like I don't try to fix it. I've had it for a long time now, I even have my own pedicure instruments and sugar scrub, but it doesn't help get my feet 100% smooth.

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jenninator93 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:57

Maybe time for a pedicure? Some exfoliation and good lotion would do you some good. Take care of yourself!

Already_Dead 15

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:57

Wow. That's just gross.

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EmmaCody 4

Sunday 18 January 2015 4:53

I'm glad I'm not the only one that says "itch".

Alyxi 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 13:52

He should give you a foot massage with moisturiser... It's what I do for my wifey.

Cbethkid 15

Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:39

You don't "itch" your legs. You scratch the itch away.

Dawnelle 4

Friday 30 January 2015 5:32

The pedi-egg is around 14 bucks. It exfoliates feet perfectly. Most drug stores have it.

SaltyLurker 10

Wednesday 12 September 2018 13:42

Hey OP, don't worry, my boyfriend's feet are also like this. I love scratching my legs there when we're cuddling at night because it works REALLY well for relieving itch. If it doesn't bother him, it shouldn't bother you more than it already would have =)

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