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By grosshopper - 14/07/2016 05:14 - Australia - Wilston
Today, thanks to the close proximity of my bedroom and my neighbours bathroom, I was awoken by the sound of my elderly neighbour coughing and hacking up phlegm and spiting it into his sink. It lasted several minutes. FML