This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Jay - 08/06/2016 12:09 - Denmark

Today, ten minutes before I was off work, I decided to sit in the sun and watch the kids play. Then one of the girls come over to, unhappy to announce that she stepped in a poop in bush and her shoes were covered. It was the poop from another child. Took more than ten minutes to clean up. FML
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