shrdlu
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Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
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Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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blackstar994 5
They're all his now.
ThatLooksSticky 16
#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.
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Comments (225)
Horcruxer 0
Hope it didn't get on a $90 moisturizer bottle
Poetaster 10
Yea, I mark my territory too.. So what?
jcskh12 2
"This one's mine, and this one's mine, and this one's mine..."
Dannyfacee 6
Aww, he called dibs on them.
PeeNaught 3
That's hilarious. I'd just laugh it off, seriously. Just saying.
Chad_the_Brony 0
Did you rub his nose on the presents and yell 'Ho ho ho, ************!'?
BrewCityMatt 5
It's time to put him down, Old Yellar style
Lord_Nord 4
At least OP had the good sense to wrap!
KilteDKilleR 7
At least he didn't pee on all of them.
shrdlu 28
@rulezdunmatter #143/141 - Thanks! I hope to see more FMLs from me too. My previous 99 FMLs only got seen by the moderators (anyone who clicks "Moderate the FMLs" at the top of every page here).