Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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CookieLovesBoo 16
Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .
SpaceRaptor 8
A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...
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Comments (116)
tenac71 6
I get that from time to time also. hang in there buddy
Goblin182 27
Smile, it will make everyone wonder what you are up to.
kikidog42 10
don't worry I have one of those faces too.
tfriend3 15
Well that's rude. I also get this a bit too, keep your head up OP
pandabrr 12
You could actually be suicidal and depressed for worst... :/
fairlight_deck 6
I, too, suffer from Resting Bitchface Syndrome. You are not alone OP. http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-overthinkers-guide-to-resting-bitchface-syndrome/
scubaairpig 7
Google BFS, or Bitchy Face Syndrome. Your not alone.
skyeyez9 25
Some famous people have a perpetually pissed off expression. Clint Eastwood for starters. And some even when smiling, look creepy: like Jack Nicholson.
frappefrapp 5
The curse of the chronic bitch face :( you are not alone
ebrainer1 9
"Hey little dude you got a bit of crap right here" "Uh, that's my face sir" Anyone get the reference?