Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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CookieLovesBoo 16
Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .
SpaceRaptor 8
A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...
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Comments (116)
Amranih 20
Probably u need to smile sometimes
buddy51 23
Takes fewer muscles to smile than frown, OP! Give it a try and see if that shuts up those nosy intrusive jerks you're stuck working with....
grghillis96 15
Would you rather he was worried about you or that he wouldn't give a shit about you?
Epikouros 32
Now I'm confused. Do you want us to say your life doesn't suck?
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps it's time to focus a little on your facial expression and develop another? I'm not sure about the rest if the world, but where I'm from it's customary to learn a facial expression for each of the major moods, plus a blank one, so people can tell how you're feeling.
wowthatissad 9
I get that all the time. I'll just be walking around at work and somebody will come up to me and be like, "smile, it cant a that bad, can it?" and I never realized that I was making a face
tomgun_fml 16
Lok
V4Vardy 8
At least he cared enough to ask, this happened to me awhile ago. At the time I was mad but now I'm glad that at least one person in my school cared
worldclassrager 41
Smile more...that will change it...and it also makes the customer like the place a bit more...
joyce71 5
David use a facial expressions can say a lot about a person so that's probably why people I've confused you don't know if you're depressed or happy
mbuck87 19
What?