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By shell714 - 27/03/2016 23:12 - United States - Hialeah

Today, of course is Easter. I work at Walmart and there are no other stores open today. This lady comes in and buys a whole bunch of Easter crap then starts yelling at me because its not half off. She was complaining that nothing was marked and there are no signs for a sale. The sale is tomorrow FML

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