Health: Today, Not only did I break my arm falling down a set of stairs,...

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By Really? - 01/02/2016 03:36 - United States - Summerville

Today, Not only did I break my arm falling down a set of stairs, I also happened to face plant into a pile of fire ants. My face is so swollen that I can't see anything. FML

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