By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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polkadot3155 6

Mental image *joey doesn't share food!*

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stepymac 15

Never take food from a woman's plate it turns into a trip to the nurses office

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dharmaxxx 2

"you cross my chow zone again. you'll pull back a bloody stump."

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Thuban 0

My wife would just shrug this off and jack my chocolate later. Stabbing your hand for anything, not what happens in a loving relationship.

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jquiggy89 3

I've been slapped with a hot greasy spatula over some bacon at my house before.

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shanhigh 2

omfg...what is wrong with your wife...she has SERIOUS problems!! you don't just stab someone with a fork....

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