Intimacy: Today, my wife said she wanted to try some cbt in the bedroom....

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By Sore - 27/02/2016 22:51 - United States - Jamestown

Today, my wife said she wanted to try some cbt in the bedroom. I am always up for anything so I was all for it. I should have looked up cbt before agreeing to try it. FML

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