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icegirl38 Iceland

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

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icegirl38 0

Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(

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slip one in his mt dew

"That's not lemonade," moment.

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she just needs to get laid, that's all. one earth shaking, mind numbing, screaming to wake the dead ****** and she won't give a rat's ass about syntax and grammar

bigpapi210 0

good one lil brotha

bfffness 0

she changed tenses because her throat is STILL swollen, whereas she HAD licked the popsicle. she changed tenses appropriately... you're wrong, you'd make a shitty grammar teacher.

Haha, that's funny. Hardly an FML but still sucks I guess. You could always get payback by sticking it up his... I might just stop here.

lionandthelamb61 9

hardly an FML? they just licked frozen little boy piss. I guess that happens to you all the time...

I didn't say it wasn't bad cause it obviously was, I'm just saying it's not like, hey, I just licked some piss, I'll go kill myself. It's more like, hey, I just licked some piss, that sucks ass.

icanspellgud 0

why do you faggots care so much? seriously. gtfo.

So I guess... We could say... You had a... Pop-piss-cle! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

no

at least it's sterile. Dodgeball ftw!

Smocks (I decided to leave smocks because my iPod autocorrected snicks), I think it's because of FML's automated "Today," at the beginning of the fml.

gross lmao fyl

What else can you drink besides liquid?