By CapnCrunchKat - 09/05/2014 06:06 - United States - Dover

Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML
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CapnCrunchKat tells us more.

CapnCrunchKat 0

OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.

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Top comments

PossiblyInDanger 24

You could've missed work for four months and still had a job.

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Lomus 24

We are you fired up? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Comments

grapefruit_hd 7

Ask him for the 4 monthes that he didn't pay you to pay you

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m1na 4

Don't allow yourself be insulted by idiots.

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cryssycakesx3 22

you bring a very good/valid point, I hadn't thought of. perhaps the boss completely cut OP's hours for 4 months, and just decided to say "your fired."

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kellyem2 20

I'd roll with it and report missing paychecks for those four months. Haha

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scubanick 10

Huh what were you doing there if you weren't working. Makes noooo sense

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Dcm210 19

If he's your store manager, then you've worked there, just haven't shown up for work.

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CyberGothic 16

If ever there was a time for the old "You can't fire me..." followed by whatever you feel is appropriate. Personally, I'd have followed it with the classic "Go F yourself, moron." and the classic Bird In The Face gesture.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You should've let him have it. Or you should have told him "I made this occupation redundant months. Your services are no longer needed."

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withasmile 3

I would've laughed at him. Then told him he needs to see a psychiatrist since I hadn't been working there for four months. What an idiot. Clearly on top of his job :-)

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Fervens 5

Seems he'd been dying to do it anyways.

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