Love: Today, my step brother told me he liked me way before our parents...

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 05:21 - United States - Westminster

Today, my step brother told me he liked me way before our parents got married. Now that our parents are getting divorced, he said that he swore to make me his. But, I'm getting married in two weeks. FML.

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