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freylero United Kingdom

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

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freylero 5

Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....

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perdix 31

You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart. Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.

Maxine17 8

"MUM?!" *shocked face*

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portlandrima 0

LMAO best FML ever

whatevaaaa 0

what?? a rattle toy! thats worst then getting it taxidermed! poor hamster, R.I.P. besides dont worry too much about it your son will get over it.

RatofDeath 0

YDI for referring to an Animal with "it". No wonder your son thinks you killed the Hamster.

freylero 5

Also, we were unsure of it's gender...

towell777 0

i love how animal has a capital A

Calumae 8

That's because it's the first letter of the sentence. You're supposed to capitalize it.

Calumae 8

Oops I realized what your comment was referring too. Never mind. Sorry.

guy_whos_sad 0

Here is what you do: buy him a puppy he will forget all about it.

Incubuss 0

LMAO, this is classic!

amandawins 0

Hamsters don't get overweight, really, unless you feed them sugar and bread . . . they just grow huge. YDI for not taking care of your hamster and making sure it has a cage that suits it! :( How long was it stuck in the tube before it died? Maybe it just . . .died there.

the_stereotype 0

so...you're taking care of your son's hamster instead of him...and the hamster is fat. hmm...sounds like someone's been doing some spoiling.

sojo898 0

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lets_be_ian 5

at least he didnt' catch you rolling a live hamster up into a toilet paper roll... then you would really have som 'splaining to do. Of course it would have made the FML much much more classic. I suppose if he is to young to get the reference it wouldn't matter to him, but I would have laughed my ass off.